A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken.
The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, “Nothing special
really... We just tell them they're going to die...”
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But
personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
I took my wife’s family out for biscuits and tea.
They weren’t very happy
about having to donate blood though.
Why did Lisa fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Well, not Lisa, that’s for sure.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
“I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years.”
“Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!”
“No no, you
misunderstand. I’m still looking for him.”
Grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Atlanta Zoo.
Son, "Mommy, mommy, daddy hanged himself in the attic!"
Son, "Gotcha, April's fool! He hangs in the
I was digging in our garden and found a
chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my
wife about it. Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
What did the man with no hands get for Christmas?
He hasn’t opened his present yet.
A man who wants to murder his wife goes
in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide.
“I’m sorry sir, but
I can’t give you cyanide just like that.”
word, the man takes out his wife’s photograph and holds it in front
The pharmacist apologizes, “My mistake, I didn’t
realize you had a prescription.”
I want a divorce!
But you made a
vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part.
I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea
I made for you.
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