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The Best Black Humor | Part 10  | Sarcastic Jokes

Best first: I love birthdays, but unfortunately too many can kill you.
Q: Have you heard they found a dead guy with his head buried in his cornflakes?
A: The police believed it was a cereal killer.

A stressed-looking mom and little Johnny run around the beach.

After about fifteen minutes the mom stops, out of breath and demands, „Come on Johnny, please remember where you buried daddy in the sand, will you?“
An artist asked the gallery manager if anybody asked about his paintings.

"Well, there’s good news and there’s bad news," said the owner. "The good one is that a gentleman liked your work and asked if its value would appreciate after your death. When I said yes, he bought all 20 of your paintings."
"But that’s fantastic," whooped the artist. "What could possibly be the bad news?"
"The gentleman was your doctor."
This morning saw what will probably become the worst air disaster in the Midwest.

An ultralight single-seater plane crashed into a cemetery in Stockholm, Wisconsin.

So far, the search and rescue teams have recovered 1736 bodies and as the digging continues into the night, we can only expect that number to climb.

A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
„What on earth are you doing?!“ asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit.“
That weird moment when your friend says he admires the person who killed Hitler.
Doctor: "Your health seems to be in such a condition that I believe you can reach 80 years. "
"But doctor, I am already 80!"
"You see - I told you to quit smoking."
What is yellow and makes moms happy in the morning?
The school bus.
One cannibal complains to another, "Man I'm having a terrible constipation lately!"
"See? I told you not to eat so many government clerks!"
Dentist’s tombstone: Here lies Frank Serra, filling his last cavity.
Do you think there’s no good news about having Alzheimer's?
You can buy and wrap your own surprise presents. Plus you are constantly making new friends.
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