Yeah, it’s all fun about the rednecks – until the zombie
apocalypse. Then you need them.
Q: How did the redneck die from drinking milk? A: The cow lay down.
Redneck: I like to eat my tacos over a tortilla. When stuff falls out, BOOM,
I have a burrito.
How many rednecks does it take eat a possum? Two. One to eat, the other one
to watch out for cars.
Q: What does a bottle of beer and a redneck have in common?
A: Nothing in
there from the neck up.
Q: What do you have when you get 28 rednecks in one trailer?
A: A complete
set of teeth.
Want to get a redneck in a fit of rage?
Say you’ve lost all his meth.
Redneck’s famous last words?
“You hold mah beer and watch this!”
Q: Why are redneck murders the toughest to crack?
A: Highly matching DNA
in all suspects and no dental records.
* A small note: It is totally NOT OK to use REDNECK JOKES,
even when they are hilarious, to make people feel crap. In that
game, nobody really wins, and even when people laugh with you at the
time, no-one's ever gotten any friends this way.
give out will influence you somehow, so better give out
something positive. And hey, while you're at it, enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny redneck jokes for purely academic purposes!