Legal notice Privacy
 

One Liners for Kids | Part 5

Best first: Can you name a city where no one ever goes? - Electricity.

     
What do you get if you crossbreed an insect with a cute Easter rabbit?
-
Bugs Bunny.
Question: What did the alien ask the garden?
-
 Answer: Take me to your weeder.

Q: When is the best time to go see the dentist?
-
A: Some time before tooth-hurty.
What did the traffic light said to car?

Can you look away? I’m changing.
Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they were throwing them, they’d break!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
-
Because: 7 8 9.
Why do some fish live in salt water?
-
 Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why did the teacher have to put the lights on?
-
 His class was too dim!
What is the most important skill when you want to work in an orange juice factory?
-
 You have to learn how to concentrate!

Where do bees love to go to the bathroom?
-
The BP station!
Q: Why did the guy store his money in the freezer?
-
 A: He loved cold, hard cash!
Next Part
Kids Jokes

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6

See also: Cute Jokes

Do you like our jokes?





Check out all our funny categories:


New Jokes

Top 100 Funny Jokes

One Liners

Hilarious Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes

Kids Jokes

Fun Facts

Marriage Jokes

Redneck Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes

Funny Riddles and Answers

Dad Jokes

Funny Quotes

Best Puns

Little Johnny Jokes

Cute Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Clean Jokes

Blonde Jokes

Funny Sayings

Funny Pick Up Lines

Fart Jokes

Bad Jokes

Sarcasm / Black Humor

Shower Thoughts

Pirate Jokes

Practical Jokes

Cross the Road Jokes

Geek Jokes



Specials:

Birthday Jokes

Chemistry Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Thanksgiving Jokes

Dog Jokes

Cat Jokes



 
 Do you know a good joke?
Please submit it here:



Security question:
What do you see on the pictrues?






 
UP to the top of the page
 
Press Ctrl + D on your keyboard (Mac: Command + D) to add short-funny.com to your bookmarks.