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Good Kids Jokes | Part 3

Best first: Do trains eat? - Well they do go chew-chew…

     
Father: And, how do you like going to school?
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Son: Well, the going bit is OK, the coming home bit is fine too, but the time in between kind of ruins it!

Q: What happens when a cat wins a dog show?
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A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
What do you get when you cross-breed a skunk and a vegetable?
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A smellery.
80 chimneys plus 5 chimneys plus 8 chimneys.

What is the result?

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Lots of smoke.
What do teachers and clouds have in common?

Everything brightens up when they go away.
Peter, where did you put the sieve?
 
Sorry, mommy, I threw it away. There were too many holes in it.

Daddy, where is Albania?"
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"You have to ask Grandma. She cleaned here the last time." 
What did the blanket say to the bed?
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 No fears, I've got you covered!
Teacher: How come you don’t have your homework?
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Pupil: I lost it when I was fighting this kid who kept saying you weren't the best teacher in the school.

Why did the bird have to go to the hospital?
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He was scheduled for a tweetment.
Why is it impossible for your nose to be 12 inches long?
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Because then it would become a foot!
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