Father: And, how do you like going to school?
Son: Well, the going
bit is OK, the coming home bit is fine too, but the time in between kind of
Q: What happens when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
What do you get when you
cross-breed a skunk and a vegetable?
chimneys plus 5 chimneys plus 8 chimneys.
What is the result?
Lots of smoke.
What do teachers and clouds have in common?
Everything brightens up
when they go away.
Peter, where did you put the sieve?
Sorry, mommy, I threw it
away. There were too many holes in it.
"You have to ask Grandma. She cleaned here the last
What did the blanket say to the bed?
No fears, I've got you covered!
Teacher: How come you don’t have your homework?
Pupil: I lost it when I was
fighting this kid who kept saying you weren't the best teacher in the
Why did the bird have to go to the hospital?
He was scheduled for a tweetment.
Why is it impossible for your nose to be 12 inches long?
Because then it
would become a foot!
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