And why do you think you’d be academically qualified for
this job, Mr Richardson?”
“I possess a degree of intelligence.”
5 and 2 had an argument.
How to kill a male walrus with no effort?
Point to the ground right
in front of him and gasp, “Oh goodness, is that a sardine?!”
We’ll we’ll we’ll, and if it isn’t the Autocorrect.
How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish guy?
Fun fact – did you know that when you take all the nerves from a human body
and align them so they’re forming a straight line, you’ll end up in jail for
a really, really long time?
Why was there a special meeting over at the United Nations when
your mom dropped the plate at Thanksgiving?
Because it meant that Turkey
crashed, there was an uncontrolled territorial expansion of Greece and China
totally shattered to pieces.
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