I wonder if Kevin Bacon movies are banned in Muslim countries?
Any mushroom can be eaten. The trick is to find those mushrooms that can be
eaten more than once.
Here’s my step ladder. I’ve never met my
For an embarrassingly long time I put
golf balls in the same category as athlete’s foot.
Even if you know you’re doing everything
wrong, you still know you can at least serve as a bad example.
Do you have a cat? And are you not a fan of house chores?
Here’s a little tip: Make your cat full of static electricity by rubbing her
with a balloon and then use a laser pointer to have her go on all your dusty
shelves and surfaces.
There you go, dusting is a chore of yesterday.
A German driver was pulled over on a Polish highway by the local police.
Polish policeman: "What’s your name, sir?"
Policeman: "OK. Age?"
Helmut: "Oh no, I’m only visiting."
North Korea recently changed their volume measurement system. The liter is
now only to be called the dear liter.
dated a tennis player but I’ll never make such a mistake again. Love has
zero meaning to them.
So what happens when somebody scares you half to
death – and then again?
heard a midget got pickpocketed on our street the other day. I don’t
understand how anybody can stoop so low.
many believers in telekinesis here? Raise that guy’s hand.
Artificial intelligence is very impressive but it’s got nothing on natural
I got Pavlov in my exam but I couldn’t remember who that
that dude was. His name really didn’t ring a bell.
My friend wrote a
book on polstergeists, it’s simply flying off the shelves.
Multitask – mess up more things at once!
I have a great fear of
choking, but the worst possible time to choke is probably when you’re
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