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Geek Jokes | Part 2

Best first: There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, and those who don’t.
  I wonder if Kevin Bacon movies are banned in Muslim countries?
 Any mushroom can be eaten. The trick is to find those mushrooms that can be eaten more than once.

Here’s my step ladder. I’ve never met my biological ladder.
For an embarrassingly long time I put golf balls in the same category as athlete’s foot.
Even if you know you’re doing everything wrong, you still know you can at least serve as a bad example.
  Do you have a cat? And are you not a fan of house chores?
Here’s a little tip: Make your cat full of static electricity by rubbing her with a balloon and then use a laser pointer to have her go on all your dusty shelves and surfaces.
There you go, dusting is a chore of yesterday.
A German driver was pulled over on a Polish highway by the local police.
Polish policeman: "What’s your name, sir?"
German: "Helmut Rauchbraucher."
Policeman: "OK. Age?"

Helmut: "53."

Policeman: "Occupation?"

Helmut: "Oh no, I’m only visiting."
North Korea recently changed their volume measurement system. The liter is now only to be called the dear liter.
I dated a tennis player but I’ll never make such a mistake again. Love has zero meaning to them.
So what happens when somebody scares you half to death – and then again?
I heard a midget got pickpocketed on our street the other day. I don’t understand how anybody can stoop so low.
How many believers in telekinesis here? Raise that guy’s hand.
Artificial intelligence is very impressive but it’s got nothing on natural idiocy.
I got Pavlov in my exam but I couldn’t remember who that that dude was. His name really didn’t ring a bell.
My friend wrote a book on polstergeists, it’s simply flying off the shelves.

Multitask – mess up more things at once!
I have a great fear of choking, but the worst possible time to choke is probably when you’re playing charades.
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