A diplomat is someone who can tell you
to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will
eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the
Internet, we know this is not true.
“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
“They don’t make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to
know about celery.”
“Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself
a happy meal.”
Paul F Taylor
When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve
people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those
of us who do.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss
and work twelve hours a day.
“I wouldn’t pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just
knock unhealthy food out of my hands.”
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