Women who seek to be equal with men lack
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I
“I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have
to run a little.”
“My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
“I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.”
Off to Azerbaijan!
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I
start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel
Ah, yes, divorce . . . from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them as much.
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