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Jokes Top 100 | Part 9

Best first: Two state clerks meet in the corridor. One asks the other, "Couldn't sleep either?"
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Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
So their nuts don't get wet!


Why are frogs such happy animals?
Because they always eat whatever bugs them.


I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore.


You’ll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! Everybody!

Q: Is Google a he or a she?
A: A she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.


Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint.

What do you get if you crossbreed a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.

An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit.

A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an onrushing train.

The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering on train tracks.

What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: You get a frostbite.
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