Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
So their nuts don't get wet!
Why are frogs such happy animals?
Because they always eat
whatever bugs them.
I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”.
Good that he will not bother me anymore.
You’ll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor!
Q: Is Google a
he or a she?
A: A she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your
sentence without suggesting other ideas.
Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint.
What do you get
if you crossbreed a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit.
A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an
The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering
on train tracks.
What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: You get a frostbite.
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