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Jokes Top 100 | Part 8

Best first: I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain.

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71

Knock, knock.
 
Who’s there?

The love of your life.
 
Liar! Chocolate can’t speak!

72

A detective asks a woman, "So, your husband hanged himself?" Woman replies, "Yes, that is correct." The suspicious detective continues, "But why does he have all those bruises on his head?"

"The old fool used an elastic rope!"

73

Little Red Riding Hood walks all alone through the deep dark wood. Suddenly she hears rustling in a thick bush. Cautiously she moves the branches aside and finds herself facing the big bad wolf.

"Oh, Big Bad Wolf, why do you have such huge red eyes?"

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"Go away! I'm crapping!"

74

Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women?

Because they’re bitter.

75

Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely?

A. Playing Frisbee.

76

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
77

I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.

78

Patient asks his doctor: “Can I take a bath with diarrhea?”
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Doctor: “Yes, if you are able to fill it up. “
79

Man: Hi, do you want to dance?
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Woman: Yeah, sure!
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Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!

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