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Jokes Top 100 | Part 8

Best first: Trying to understand women is pointless. Women understand women and they can’t stand each other.
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I heard women love a man in uniform. Can’t wait to start working at McDonalds.


I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain.


Little Red Riding Hood walks all alone through the deep dark wood. Suddenly she hears rustling in a thick bush. Cautiously she moves the branches aside and finds herself facing the big bad wolf.

"Oh, Big Bad Wolf, why do you have such huge red eyes?"

"Go away! I'm crapping!"


Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women?

Because they’re bitter.


Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely?

A. Playing Frisbee.


Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.


Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a jet-ski. It is impossible to be sad when you’re riding on the jet-ski.

Man: Hi, do you want to dance?
Woman: Yeah, sure!
Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!

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