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Jokes Top 100 | Part 7

Best first: My wife divorced me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler. All I can think about now is how to win her back.
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61

Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re really, really good at it.

62

We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".
63

"How much do the potatoes cost?"
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"2.50."
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"And the bag?"
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"The bag is free."
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"Ok, give me the bag."

64

What is dangerous?
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Sneezing while having diarrhea!

65

Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.”
 
Doctor: “Tell him I cant see him.”


66

Dentist: "You need a crown."
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Patient: "Finally someone who understands me"
67

"I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according to my wife, Thomas, Anton, or the fat, ugly one?"

68

"Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"
 
"So you can all be really sad when I die."

69

A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.


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