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Jokes Top 100 | Part 3

Best first: ‘I’m sorry’ and ‘I apologize’ generally mean the same thing – except at funerals.


What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
He didn't count with this...


Crowded elevators have a different smell to children and midgets.


How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It’s when the blind try to read your face.


Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely?

A. Playing Frisbee.

Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.


It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.


I can only guess people with dark-tinted car windows must pick their noses much more aggressively than the rest of us.

Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”


Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”

Pessimist: "Things just can't get any worse!"

Optimist: "Nah, of course they can!"

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