Two cows meet, one says, "Mooooo!"
The other one is
offended, "Hey, I just wanted to say that!"
Do you know how to make somebody curious?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
I was a doctor for a while but then I quit. I simply didn’t have enough
Why didn’t the Orange drive when the lights turned green again? No
Two penguins meet. One says, “Jesus it is cold today.
hisses, “Shut up. Penguins can’t talk.”
Son: “Am I adopted?”
Dad: “Not yet, it seems nobody is interested.“
Do you know where you can learn to make the best ice cream?
There’s this fascinating book on glue – I just can’t keep my hands off it.
They’ve opened a new shop recently, and it has everything. It’s called
Vegetarian is an old Indian word. Originally, it means “a bad hunter”.
Dad, looking at soy milk: “Holá, milk, soy dad.
How many pears grow on a tree? They all do.
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