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Bad Dad Jokes | Part 5

Best first: Did you hear the joke about the elephant in the elevator? No? Me neither, I took the stairs.

Two cows meet, one says, "Mooooo!"
The other one is offended, "Hey, I just wanted to say that!"

Do you know how to make somebody curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow!
I was a doctor for a while but then I quit. I simply didn’t have enough patience.
Why didn’t the Orange drive when the lights turned green again? No juice!
Two penguins meet. One says, “Jesus it is cold today.

The other hisses, “Shut up. Penguins can’t talk.”
Son: “Am I adopted?”
Dad: “Not yet, it seems nobody is interested.“
Do you know where you can learn to make the best ice cream?

At Sunday school.
There’s this fascinating book on glue – I just can’t keep my hands off it.
They’ve opened a new shop recently, and it has everything. It’s called Moderation.

Vegetarian is an old Indian word. Originally, it means “a bad hunter”.
 Dad, looking at soy milk: “Holá, milk, soy dad.
How many pears grow on a tree? They all do.
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