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Good Dad Jokes | Part 4

Best first: Can you put my shoes on, dad?” - “Actually, I think they’re a bit too small for me.”

     
I went to choir practice. My dad told me not to forget a bucket. I asked why. Dad said, “You’ll need something to carry your tune.”

Have you heard there was a kidnapping at the school?
[NO]
But it’s fine now, the kid woke up again.
“Can you put the cat out, please?”
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“Why, is it on fire?”
What is invisible and smells of carrots?

A little bunny’s fart.
Dad to his daughter: "Never forget, sweetie, you're unique, like everyone else."

How do you call a boat without a rope?
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"Boat!"
Why is our nose right in the middle of our face?
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Well, it is the scenter.
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