Good Dad Jokes | Part 4
Best first: Can you put my shoes on, dad?” - “Actually,
I think they’re a bit too small for me.”
I went to choir practice. My dad told me not to forget a
bucket. I asked why. Dad said, “You’ll need something to carry your tune.”
Have you heard there was a kidnapping at the school?
fine now, the kid woke up again.
“Can you put the cat out, please?”
“Why, is it on fire?”
What is invisible and smells of carrots?
A little bunny’s fart.
Dad to his daughter: "Never forget, sweetie, you're unique, like
How do you call a boat without a rope?
Why is our nose right in the middle of our face?
Well, it is
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See also: Bad Jokes