What do you call a sheep without legs?
Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the border? Me
neither, I couldn’t follow it.
Did you know that UPS and Fedex are going into a merger? They will be
called Fed-Ups now.
Dad: I love my rock-hard, honed six-pack so much I protect it with a
good layer of lard."
"Dad you look tired."
"Oh, you mean the dark circles under my eyes?
Those are the shadows of my great deeds."
My dad’s typical compliment to when I’ve done something good – Wow,
you’re a fart smella! I mean you are a smart fella!”
Two balloons fly through the desert. One yells at the other, “Be careful
there is a pffffftttt”
I wanted to wear my camouflage jeans today but I just couldn’t find
Dad - Could you call me a taxi, please?
As you wish, dear taxi.
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