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Chuck Norris Funny | Part 6

Best first: Chuck Norris had a court appointment. But the judge didn't dare to show up.
 
We are finally certain why the universe expands. It is trying to get as far away from Chuck Norris as possible.

How many push-ups did Chuck Norris do?
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He did them all.
Chuck Norris' dog collects his own poop because Chuck bows for no reason.
Chuck Norris doesn't know fear. But fear knows him.
Contrary to legends, Chuck Norris does need a double. But he only uses him for scenes where he's supposed to cry.
Chuck Norris once made a Happy Meal cry.
There was once a street named after Chuck Norris but they had to change the name quite quickly. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a tennis match against a wall.
When Chuck Norris looks directly into the sun, the sun has to squint.
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