can rob a bank - through phone banking!
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just naps in the ground
for a bit.
It doesn’t matter what Chuck Norris cooks when he asks you over. It just
Chuck Norris only drinks from a straw. It is impossible for him to
unclench his fists and hold a glass.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. His descendants are known
today as giraffes.
There is no use crying over spilt milk. Unless, of course, that milk belonged
to Chuck Norris.
Even though he can, naturally, Chuck
Norris never swims, the water holds Chuck Norris up.
What is the last thing that goes through
the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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of the best Chuck Norris jokes
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