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Chuck Norris Jokes | Humor | Part 3

Best first: When Chuck Norris was born, he gave his mum a ride home.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity. He got it back the next day.

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute didn’t open. He went back to the store the following day to claim a refund.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars already; he’s the reason there are no signs of life.
Mr. Norris doesn't use condoms. There is no protection against Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was born to his aunt because nobody would dare to date his mother.
There was a rumor circulating once that Chuck Norris lost a fight with a pirate. That is naturally nonsense. It turned out that Chuck Norris started this rumor himself to attract more pirates.
Chuck Norris had a word with Kim Jong Un. Kim is now preparing his people for an even dearer leader.
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