What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies? Santa’s burps.
invisible and does NOT smell like milk and cookies? Santa’s farts.
Isn't it embarrassing how Santa
ends up having the same wrapping paper like your mum and dad.
At Christmas, mother says to Little Johnny, "Go on and light up the
Christmas tree Johnny.“
Johnny runs off happily and comes back after
a while, asking, „Should I light up the candles, too“
Where would Santa
hide gifts for his elves?
In his clauset.
Why should you never mess with Santa?
Because he’s got a black belt.
Fox News reported news of an unidentified flying object on Christmas
It was a U-F-ho-ho-ho.
Little girl wrote to Santa, asking him to give her a baby
sister for Christmas.
Santa replied promptly, asking her to send her mother.
Where does Santa send the
To the snow bank.
Why do spies rarely enjoy the
They hate giving away their presence.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
we know Santa is a man?
No woman with an ounce of dignity would wear
the same outfit for so many years running.
Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes in Christmas wrapping paper. When your
child misbehaves, toss one into the fire.
Why does Santa use reindeer to pull
Because huskies can’t fly.
What would you call an elf
who is an excellent swimmer?
“The holiday season: A
deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to
the mall of his choice.” Dave Berry
Walking down the street I
wonder if at Christmas we celebrate the birth of Jesus, or of General Electric.
elves love to sing when they work on children’s toys. They are very good