What was a cation doing up a tree? It had been driven
up there by a dogion.
It’s never a good idea to ask a chemist to make you a
Pb and J sandwich…
Hydrogen accosts oxygen: “Hey you, you stole my
“No! Are you certain?!”
“I’m bloody positive!”
H2O is just a shorter way to write HIJKLMNO.
What amino acid is most favoured by pirates?
What compound a pessimist cannot live without?
Do you know a good joke about sodium? Na…
A nerdy chemist walks out of an examination and smugly
announces to all her friends: “It couldn’t have been more basic if it had pH
I keep hearing that alcohol and driving should never
go together, so what’s with the cars that run on ethanol?
Yo mama is so ugly, even fluorine won’t bind to her!I
told my girlfriend a really good joke about cobalt,
radon and yttrium. She said it was CoRnY.
Best Chemistry Jokes
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