What is H2O4? It’s for drinking, washing, gargling…
you name it.
Sometimes, Cesium and Iodine get together and watch
telly. CSI is their preference.
What to do with a chemist who’s gotten sick? If you
can’t curium and you can’t helium, find a good spot to barium.
Two atoms are walking along when one says, “Hey, somebody just stole my
“Are you sure?” asks the other electron.
“Yeah, I’m positive!”
My experiment blew up, annihilating the entire lab.
But that’s life, oxidants happen.
Why is it not a good idea to get romantically involved
with a hemiacetal? Because he is seriously unstable and always has some
Titanium is a right old slut. It combines with just
about anything when it gets in a heat.
I got this fantastic book about helium. It is
impossible to lay down.
All this arguing whether the glass is half full or
half empty is futile. It is always full, only in varying ratios of liquid
If you wished to be discreet and inoffensive to the
ladies of polite society, how would you write diarrhea? (CO(NH2)2)2
Best Chemistry Jokes
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