What did water say to sodium? I think you’re
What’s so great about ammonia? Personally, I find it
Because of its high reactivity, the slogan “If you
can’t join ‘em, barium” was suggested.
Have you got a problem? Call in a chemist. They can
always come up with a good solution.
What is an acid with a serious attitude problem?
What is a chemist’s solution to times of hunger?
A new element was found and added to the periodic
table recently. It is called Unobtanium and is naturally found in small,
flexible green and white rectangles called bills.
I went to the crappest party of my life yesterday. It
was deathly dull and should have been called an Ode to Bohrium.
Photons have a big advantage at airport check-ins.
They are travelling light.
Cole’s Law – mostly about cabbage, really.
What is the difference between sea lion and a seal? An
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