What mental disorder plagues the gas chromatograph? Separation anxiety. It
got so bad, he just sits, stares and hums „breaking up is hard to do.“
A word of warning about a lethal substance that is
still shockingly widely available – the dihydrogen monoxide. It has caused
the death of countless people, it is highly addictive and every single
attempt to withdraw from using it results inevitably in very grim death,
it forms a greater part of polluted rivers and oceans and there are no
attempts made on part of the government to even regulate it, let alone ban
it fully. Please write to your local MP on this subject and demand a
Why did the chemist have a problem getting a boyfriend?
She had no acetol.
A noble gas walks naked into an office. She gets no
Is Schrödinger’s cat still alive? Well, to put it
shortly, no. The longer answer would be yes.
Landlady: There was a chemist living here before you, Mr. Denny, a very nice
Potential tenant: Really? Well I guess those black, green
and red stains all over the walls must be from the chemicals in his
Landlady: Partly. The red ones are Mr. Denny.
What is a cation? A very positive kitten.
I blame the Avengers. My female colleague spent quite
a while yesterday eyeing up the Thorium.
Are you part of the solution or part of the
So when a king farts, does that make it a noble gas?
Best Chemistry Jokes
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