Q: What was a blonde’s first reaction to a box of Cheerios?
A: "Ooh look!
What is the leading cause of death in
blonde brain cells? - Loneliness.
Why did the blonde only have 3 kids?
Because she read that
every 4th child born is Chinese.
What do you call a blonde without breasts?
Leonardo di Caprio.
Q: What do you call it when one blonde blows
in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
always clears the browser history so we’d have more saving space on our
computer. He’s really very thoughtful.
Cindy, 23, blonde.
How do you get a one-armed blonde down from a tree?
Husband says to his blonde wife, “I thought we were going to have rice with
Blonde wife replies, “That’s right, but the cooking
instructions for the rice said I needed 8 cups of water and there are only 6
cups in the cupboard.”
Why does the blonde leave the
bathroom door open?
Because somebody could be peeping at her through
A blonde ordered a pizza. The pizza guy asked if she wants it cut into six or
"Six, please. I would never be able to eat twelve pieces."
Q: What should you do when a blonde tosses a pin at you?
A: Run! She has a
hand grenade in her mouth.
One day two blondes and a brunette got stuck in an elevator.
starts to yell, “Help!!!”
Then the other one, “Help!!!”
suggests, “Come on girls, let's scream together, it will be louder.”
agree the blondes, “Together!!! Together!!!”
Q: How many blonde jokes altogether are there? A: Just three. All the rest are
A blonde meets up
with an old friend of hers, a brunette. Their talk goes in the direction of
lovers and the brunette says: “So I slept with a Brazilian…”
gasps in surprise and asks excitedly, “Wow, so how many is a brazillion?”
On a TV quiz, the show host asks a blonde participant:
“And here goes a
question from the area of science. The question is: If you were in a vacuum
and somebody called your name, would you hear it?”
The blonde tilts her
head and asks: “And the vacuum would be on or off?”
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* A small note. It is NOT OK to use blonde jokes,
funny as they are, to make actual people feel crap. No-one really wins
this game, and even when people laugh with you at the
time, it has never won anybody any friends worth speaking of.
give out will somehow influence you, so it's best to give out
something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these
hilarious jokes, you know, for academic purposes!