A boss says to a blonde waitress, "Could you please fill up the salt
An hour later she's still at it, so he asks, "What happened, why
is it taking so long?"
She whips back, "Do you know how hard it is to
get the salt through the little holes?!"
Why aren't there any blonde lift girls? -
They had big problems with the route directions.
Why do blondes only shoplift in Walmart?
Because there are
always lower prices.
How many blondes do you need to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One holds the
Diet Pepsi, and the other one calls, "Daaady!"
Q: What do you get when you give a blonde girl a penny for her thoughts?
it more convenient to park with a blonde in the car?
park in a disabled place.
What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair black?
"How come your blond girlfriend never
"Because I told her once that I want a serious relationship
and not just fooling around."
Q: Why did the blonde buy an
elephant instead of a new car?
A: She heard the elephant has a
Q: What do you call a blonde girl standing between two guys?
A: A mental
“I got a nice compliment on my driving today”, a
blonde brags to her friend. “There was a note left on my windshield and it
said “parking fine”.
Why is it difficult for
blonde girls to write the number 11?
They never know which of the 1s
Why is it a bad idea to let a blonde girl skydive when she's on her period?
She always pulls the wrong string.
Q: What do you call a blonde who has half a brain?
Q: What would you call a clever blonde?
Little Johnny asks his blonde mum: "Do you believe there is life on
"Of course, look, they have the lights on."
A blonde in a miniskirt tells her friend, "A guy made me an offer
today. He said he'll give me $30 if I make a handstand. So I did, of
Her friend replies, "Come on, he just wanted to see your panties."
The blonde girl replies, "Hey I'm not that stupid. I took them off
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* A small note on usage: It is NOT OK to use blonde jokes,
even though they're really funny, to make actual living,
breathing people feel crap. It's a game that nobody wins, and even
though people may laugh with you at the
time, no-one's ever gotten any friends worth the word this way.
send out will have an influence on you, so better send out
something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these horribly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!