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Blonde Jokes | Part 4 *
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Why do blondes sometimes invite as many as 17 friends for a movie night?
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Because the DVD says "Only for 18+ viewers"!
A blonde to her doctor: "I swallowed an ice cube a few days ago but it hasn't come out yet."
A blonde decides to go ice fishing. She makes a hole in the ice and starts fishing. Suddenly a voice from above says: “There are no fish here.” Startled, the blonde looks around but doesn’t see anybody. She shrugs and continues. After a while the voice comes again: “There are no fish here.” The blonde looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?“ The voice replies, „No, this is the ice-skating rink’s maintenance manager. Seriously, there are no fish here.”
Q. Why do blonde women often get confused in the loo?
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A. They’re not used to pulling their own pants down.
A blonde girl asks, "Excuse me, where is the other side of the street?"
"Over there."
The blonde frowns, "Funny, they sent me here from over there..."
Q: What should you do if a blonde tosses a grenade at you?
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A: Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Two blondes and a brunette are standing in front of a river when a fairy comes and says, “I will grant each of you one wish.” The first blonde says, “I wish for water wings so I could get across the river.” The fairy grants her this wish and the blonde swims across.
The second blonde says, “I wish for a swimming ring so I could get across the river.” The fairy grants her this wish and the second blonde swims across.
The brunette then says, “I wish for a million dollars,” and walks across the bridge.
Why did the blonde open her umbrella under the shower?
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She didn’t have a clean towel and so she didn’t want to get wet.
Why do blondes smile during a lightning storm?
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They want to look good in the photograph.
How do you break a blonde's nose?
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Put 50 US$ in the lower shelf of a glass-top table and say: "Here, it's for you!"
What does one blonde's leg say to the other when they meet?
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"Oh hey, that's nice, I've not seen you in ages!"
Q: How to drown a blond girl?
A: By placing a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been making choc chip cookies?
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A: There are Smarties shells all over the kitchen floor.
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