What is red and occasionally explodes in the fruit section?
If a wild pig kills you, does it mean you’ve been boared to death?
What was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
my quarter back!!!”
What’s the biggest pan in the world?
I told my girlfriend to come with me to the gym. Then I stood her up.
Hopefully, she’ll realize the two of us are not going to work out.
What do snowmen do in their spare time?
Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.
But those who
sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Care to seduce a large woman? Piece of cake.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver
in history. How many trains did you derail last year?"
"Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"
Daddy somebody’s at the door. He’s collecting for the district’s new indoor
Ok, give him a bucket of water then.
A terrorist enters a McDonalds.
The cashier asks: “Hello sir,
what would you like to eat?”
The terrorist: “Nothing, I’m so full
I’m about to explode.”
Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
What to say to a hitch-hiker with just one leg?
“Why is there music coming out of your printer?”
“That will be
the paper jamming again!”
What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
A guy goes to a doctor because he’s got a strawberry growing out of his
chest. The doctor looks and examines and finally says, “Let me give you some
cream to put on it.”
Which bees produce milk? The boo-bees!
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