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Knock Knock Jokes | Funny | Part 9

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe!

Wooden shoe who?

And wooden shoe like to hear another knock-knock joke!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Alex who?

Alexplain everything once you’ve opened the door.
Why is it impossible to tell a knock knock joke to a blonde?

Because she always leaves to get the door.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A pile-up.

A pile-up who?

Oh no, yuck!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Stopwatch who?

Stopwatcha doin’ and open the stupid door.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Wire who?

Wire we here? Why is anybody here? Let’s just have a drink.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Kiss who?

Kiss the grandma!!!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Boo who?

Aww don’t be such a crybaby!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Egg who?

Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Four eggs.

Four eggs who?

Four eggsellent reasons, I wish that my identity remains concealed.
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