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Knock Knock Jokes | Funny | Part 9

Best first: Knock knock. - Who’s there? - Figs. - Figs who? - Figs the stupid bell finally, will you?

     
Knock knock.

Alright, come in.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alexplain everything once you’ve opened the door.
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe!

Wooden shoe who?

And wooden shoe like to hear another knock-knock joke!
Why is it impossible to tell a knock knock joke to a blonde?

Because she always leaves to get the door.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A pile-up.

A pile-up who?

Oh no, yuck!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatcha doin’ and open the stupid door.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wire.

Wire who?

Wire we here? Why is anybody here? Let’s just have a drink.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kiss.

Kiss who?

Kiss the grandma!!!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Aww don’t be such a crybaby!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yo mama!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Four eggs.

Four eggs who?

Four eggsellent reasons, I wish that my identity remains concealed.
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