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Jokes about the Knock Knock | Part 8

Best first: Knock knock. - Who’s there? - Closure. - Closure who? - Closure mouth, you’ll get flies in there.

     
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Heidi.

Heidi who?

Heidi who, hidey ho, neighbor!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken I come in?

Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.

Will you remember me in a second?
Yes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?

You forgot me already!!!
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Broken pencil!

Broken pencil who?

Never mind, there’s no point!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Shocking.

Shocking who?

Shocking you!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cabbage.

Cabbage who?

What, you expect a cabbage to have a last name or what?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Who.

Who who?

What is this, Harry Potter’s Sanctuary for Injured Owls?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

You know, it may be time to get tested for Alzheimer’s, mate.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

Dammit, man, that is way too much information!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Says.

Says who?

Says me. You looking for trouble?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

Amosquito. Now what’s with the insect screen here?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yetta.

Yetta who?

Yettanother mosquito. Now seriously, what’s with the insect screen here?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ice Cream Soda.

Ice Cream Soda who?

Ice Cream Soda whole neighborhood can hear!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Pasta.

Pasta who?

Pasta la vista, gringo.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Eggcited to see me?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor hands and dance the boogie!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I smell a runnip.

I smell a runnip who?

Yeah, disgusting, isn’t it?
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