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Terrible Knock Knock Jokes | Part 7

Best first: Knock knock. - Who’s there? - Scold. - Scold who? - Scold out here dammit, let me in!

     
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

KGB.

KG…

We are asking the questions here!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a nice day.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

Um, no, you still need to practice a bit more if you want to be Santa at the mall this year.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow point pretending you don’t know me.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good place to eat tonight? My treat!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen all this knocking bother you already?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

OMG. You said you will never forget.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben hoping I can come in.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey got lost, open up.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Jess.

Jess who?

Jess cut the talking and let me in.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cereal.

Cereal who?

Cereal killer. Have you been naughty or good?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue seen it coming?
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Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10
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