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Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes | Part 6

Best first: Knock, knock! - Who’s there? - I’m here to fix your doorbell.

     
Knock, knock.Who’s there?

Pistachio.

Pistachio who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pistachio.

Pistachio who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

AND ORANGE YOU HAPPY I DIDN’T SAY PISTACHIO!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The judge's hammer. You are hereby sentenced to five years of forced labor.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin the neighborhood, mind if I come in for a chat?

Knock-knock jokes are fun, the person who came up with them should definitely get a No-Bell prize.
Knock! Knock!
 
Who’s there?
 
Madam!
 
Madam who?
 
Ma dam hand already hurts from all that knocking!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Control freak.

Co…

You should say “Control freak who” now.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Impatient parrot.

Impatient par…

SQUAAWK!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Suspense.

Suspense who?


 
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Value.

Value who?

Value be mine to cherish and to hold?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lena.

Lena who?

Lena bit closer and I will show you.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita little love and understanding.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Maia.

Maia who?

Maiabilities are too great for such stupid jokes.
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