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Corny Knock Knock Jokes | Part 5

Best first: Knock knock. - Who’s there? - Marie. - Marie who? - Marie me!

     
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Major.

Major who?

Major day with this joke, haven’t I?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mavis.

Mavis who?

Mavis be a warning to you, watch out for silly jokes!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Freeze.

Freeze who?

Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow…
Knock knock!
Who's there?
I got up.
I got up who?
Best go to the toilet then.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

You see me, do you need glasses or something?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Accordion.

Accordion who?

Accordion to the scientists, it is healthy to offer your friends money.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ira.

Ira who?

Ira gret I don’t know better jokes.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Roach.

Roach who?

Roach you a poem but decided on a knock knock joke instead.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Surgeon.

Surgeon who?

Surgeon thou shalt find.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Barbie.

Barbie who?

Let’s Barbie Q!
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