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Corny Knock Knock Jokes | Part 5

Best first: Knock knock. - Who’s there? - Marie. - Marie who? - Marie me!

     

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

You see me, do you need glasses or something?


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Freeze.

Freeze who?

Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow…
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Roach.

Roach who?

Roach you a poem but decided on a knock knock joke instead.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Surgeon.

Surgeon who?

Surgeon thou shalt find.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Barbie.

Barbie who?

Let’s Barbie Q!
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