Legal notice Privacy
 

Knock Knock Jokes | Who's there? | Part 4

Best first: Knock, knock. - Who’s there? Ivor. - Ivor who? - Ivoready told you, now open the effing door!

     
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Winnie the Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh who?

No seriously, Winnie the Pooh right now, let us in or it lands on your doormat!
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Somebody who thinks you should fix your darn doorbell!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

No, it should always be “to whom”.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the village idiot's residence.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The chicken.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Icing.

Icing who?

Icing (choose your favorite song and sing it with full gusto and volume).

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cash.

Cash who?

Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ida.

Ida who?

Surely it’s pronounced Idaho?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cy.

Cy who?

Ah well.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lion.

Lion who?

Lion at your feet. Now have some heart and kiss me.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yacht.

Yacht who?

Yacht to be able to recognize your own brother, surely!
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Cook.

Cook who?

Yes you are!
Next Part
of the best Knock Knock Jokes

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10
Please mention Short-Funny.com in your social network (e.g. Twitter, Facebook, Google + etc.). That would be awesome! Feel free to use any joke (just mention Short-Funny.com). Thank you!



 
 Do you know a good joke?
Please submit it here:



Security question:
What do you see on the pictrues?






 
UP to the top of the page
 
STRG + D on your keyboard (Mac: Command + D) to add short-funny.com to your bookmarks.


Follow us on Google Plus.