Well, not your parents, because your
parents never knock!
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh who?
No seriously, Winnie the Pooh right now, let us in or it lands on your
Somebody who thinks you should fix your
No, it should always
be “to whom”.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the village idiot's
(choose your favorite song and sing it with full gusto and volume).
locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Lion at your feet. Now
have some heart and kiss me.
Yacht to be able
to recognize your own brother, surely!
Yes you are!
of the best Knock Knock Jokes
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