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Funny Knock Knock Jokes | Part 3

Best first: Knock knock. - Who’s there? - Repeat. - Repeat who? - Who! Who! Who!

     
Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Interrupting raven.

Interrupt...

CAAWW!!!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting sloth.

Interrupting sloth who?

(20 seconds silent break)
SLOOOOOOTTTTHHHH!!!!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Rupert Pippslebum.

Rupert Pippslebum who?

And exactly how many Rupert Pippslebums do you know?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not Pavlov. He’d have rung the bell.
Knock, knock

Who's there?

Kanga

Kanga who?

Actually, it’s kangaroo!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Art.

Art who?

R2-D2, moron.
Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Knock.

Knock who?

Knock Knock.
Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yep, that they do.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Obama.

Obama who?

(Whining:) Obaaaammaaa  seeeellfff, don't wanna be Obaaaamaaa seeeelf anymore.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Aaahh.

Aaahh who?

A big bad wolf, apparently.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy me comin’, dey runnin’.
If I had to go fight overseas, would you still remember me after a year?

Yes.

And 2 years?

Yes.

What about 5 years?

Yes.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Well, that hurts.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I'm very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, I knock.
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of the best Knock Knock Jokes

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10



 
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