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Funny Knock Knock Jokes | Part 3

Best first: Knock knock. - Who’s there? - Repeat. - Repeat who? - Who! Who! Who!

     
Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Knock.

Knock who?

Knock Knock.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting sloth.

Interrupting sloth who?

(20 seconds silent break)
SLOOOOOOTTTTHHHH!!!!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Rupert Pippslebum.

Rupert Pippslebum who?

And exactly how many Rupert Pippslebums do you know?
Knock, knock

Who's there?

Kanga

Kanga who?

Actually, it’s kangaroo!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Art.

Art who?

R2-D2, of course.
Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O.
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yep, that they do.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Aaahh.

Aaahh who?

A big bad wolf, apparently.
If I had to go fight overseas, would you still remember me after a year?

Yes.

And 2 years?

Yes.

What about 5 years?

Yes.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Well, that hurts.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I'm very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, I knock.
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