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Good Knock Knock Jokes | Part 2

Best first: Knock knock. - Who’s there? -  Robin. - Robin who? - Robin you!

     
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting doctor.

The interr…

You've got cancer.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mark.

Mark who?

Oh come on, I'm Mark, your… (Mark breaks up crying over the extent of his dad’s Alzheimer.)
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Urine.

Urine who?

Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No you idiot, cows go mooo!
Why did Lisa fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Well, not Lisa, that’s for sure.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Grandpa.

Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!!!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

Um, no thanks.
Would it be morally wrong to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless guy?
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Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10



 
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