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Knock Knock Jokes | Part 10

Best first: Knock knock. - Who’s there? - African. - African who? - African love your burning curiosity.

     
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mum and Dad.

Mum and Dad who?

Exactly son, you are adopted.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Me.

Me who?

Oh, having an identity crisis, are you?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Bolivia.

Bolivia who?

I don’t Bolivia just said that. You’ve known me forever!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Norway.

Norway who?

Norway you’ll ever get laid when you’re that mistrustful.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sweden.

Sweden who?

Sweden sour chicken.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Caesar.

Caesar who?

Caesar quick, she’s running away.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

IRS. Your house has been repossessed.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Estonian.

Estonian who?

Plis open door now. Is cold here.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

Ooh, quite the existentialist I see.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Omar.

Omar who?

Omar goodness gracious you’ve put on quite some weight.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doorbell repairman.

Doorbell repairman who?

Every. Single. Effing. Time!!!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?
...

Uncomfortable silence who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno you’d look stunning in a kilt?
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