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Knock Knock Jokes | Part 10

Best first: Knock knock. - Who’s there? - African. - African who? - African love your burning curiosity.

     
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mom and Dad.

Mom and Dad who?

Exactly son, you are adopted.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Me.

Me who?

Oh, having an identity crisis, are you?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No you idiot, cows go mooo!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Norway.

Norway who?

Norway you’ll ever get laid when you’re that mistrustful.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sweden.

Sweden who?

Sweden sour chicken.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

IRS. Your house has been repossessed.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

Ooh, quite the existentialist I see.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Omar.

Omar who?

Omar goodness gracious you’ve put on quite some weight.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doorbell repairman.

Doorbell repairman who?

Every. Single. Freaking. Time!!!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?
...

Uncomfortable silence who?

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